Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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