Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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