Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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