Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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