How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize