if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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