where does the pee come out of this thing
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I need a burrito and a hug.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
