He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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