Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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