he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Too much gin, very little bucket
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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