ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wish I only lived at night.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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