"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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