have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
