I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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