I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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