White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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