Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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