let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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