East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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