WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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