she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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