when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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