Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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