i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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