come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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