No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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