Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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