...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
be right there i have to get my cape
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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