yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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