i think my mom watched the whole time
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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