4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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