I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
