Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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