i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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