glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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