Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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