Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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