You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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