The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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