I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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