Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
too bad you live with your parents still
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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