you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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