So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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