fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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