Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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