What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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