I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I lost the right to judge tonight
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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