yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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