You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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