LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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