I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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