Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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