I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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