It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize